Peanut Butter's Freaky Little Brain

Where Gargoyles run rampant...

Sense it makes no! Sense it makes no! Hahaha!!!

Hi I'm Banshea, aka Peanut Butter, aka Sita, aka Candy the Dragon, aka Banson J. Cat, aka Thascooni the Great (but you can call me Ooni), aka Karen, aka Bansy, aka Sheila Garr, aka Banrooni, aka Nephew Ben, aka Little Orphan Banny, aka Haaaaambugah, aka Bannie-san, aka The Cream Puff Goddess, aka the Bumper Boat Queen/Chic, aka Bear, aka Aunty Banny, aka Sailor Sun, aka Nova, aka Banerino,
aka weird.

I write fanfic for my favorite shows in the hopes of getting the characters out of my head. (Yeah, right! Like that's helping!) Well, being of low self-esteem like I am and always needing to be the center of attention, I decided that I needed a place to showcase my masterpieces and get lots and lots of compliments. My friends just think that I'm weird when I wave my half-finished novels in front of them, so I thought that maybe those on the Internet might understand me a little better. So, here it is, the product of fifteen years of television addiction and a really over-active imagination!

I hope that you like this page. Like many pages, it is eternally under construction, so if you come back in a couple of weeks you are likely to find some new stuff, or at least hear about it. Please sign my guestbook and let me know what you think. Thanx!

I must be insane or something...

Well, that is a bit of a given, but now I have more proof. Curious? I have finally finished "Glorified Waterspouts," my gargoyles fanfic, after working on it for three years. So, about eight hours after completing that novel, I have now embarked on a sequel, which will most likely be called "Time Quest." All I have for yas right now is the prologue, tho. More of the story will be put on the page as it's completed.

Updates!

Coming soon (well, eventually...) to a web page near you

More chapters of Time Quest
Well, I'm hoping... There are chapters with Sari and Sairi, so there's bound to be trouble releasing them on time...

Song Parodies!
Weird things like the Domino Pizza Song and "The Weird Sister's Driving License"! But one of them is about Sairi, so who knows when I'll get it up...

You may have guessed, but I've been having a lot of trouble with those Sari and Sairi persons...

The Late Purple Menace

Barney was a dinosaur.
He is not with us anymore:
All the children he did bore,
Till from the crowd there came a roar,
And then the dinosaur they tore.
So he is not with us anymore.

Quote of the day or two or thousand...
"I'm sorry, Sir. I'm standing in a giant pumpkin holding on to a donkey. I can't get a pen right now." -Linda, head animal keeper at Children's Fairyland. She was on the phone and speaking the plain truth... Tells you something about Fairyland, ne?

Stuff!!!

The results of picking my brain... Be afraid, be very afraid...

My Gallery!

My Miniclan bio

My Anti-Arno page... Who is Arno? I have no clue...

Links to other pages

The old version of this site

And thanx for visiting my page, or that which is trying to be a page. :P Sorry if not all the links work, I'm still moving in and I haven't gotten everything onto this URL yet.

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Umm... I guess that it would be a good idea for me to put some stuff here about how Gargoyles belong to whoever they belong to, and Sailor Moon belongs to whoever, etc., etc. Yadda, yadda, yadda... This site is completely unofficial. I have my own stuff here though, please do not take it without asking me! Thanx