You know you've worked at Fairyland too long when...


...you catch yourself singing the belly-button song in the shower.

...your nightmares have background music: the Fairyland soundtrack.

...you don't need to read that paper to make ANY announcement because you have them all memorised.

...you were a Personality before getting a paying job.

...you remember a time before Nancy was in charge.

...you know who did the Personality program before Erica.

...when you first got your job, they still had the seals.

...you've named the ducks.

...you ever wonder what happened to Marshmellow.

...you know what happened to Cinnamon the bunny.

...you know who Cinnamon was.

...nobody needs to tell you about why there are no straws in the park.

...you've heard the one about the haunted baby doll in the "Rock-a-Bye Baby" set.

...you know why volunteers are not allowed to help out on the Jolly Trolly.

...you sunburned the top of your feet while operating the Toyland Boat Ride.

...you know "Fairyland Is."

...you know the introduction to the puppet show.

...you give someone directions, and then realize that you've just recited part of one of the announcements.

...you have a small collection of pins that Marilyn did for you.

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