If your keys fall into a pool of molten lava, just leave 'em, cause, man, they're gone!
Annonymous
People who live in peanut butter houses should not throw grahm crackers.
If your head is made of wax, don't stand in the sun.
Janisa
Je connais un cafe ou les serveurs sont super! I know of a cafe where the servers are cute. And single. And straight. Otherwise it doesn't do you any good.
Madam Debbie, my French teacher
The following were contributed by Sari and Sairi:
A Cup A Soup that has been thrown at you will hurt if it hits you.
If someone has been burned to ashes, then there's no chance you can save them.
Creampuffs are potent.
Lemon filling will cause great discomfort if placed in eyes and/or nose.
Lemon filling doesn't look nice if placed in nose.
Wouldn't the world be a better place if we just ran around naked with spam all over our bodies?
Although Pepsi machines have sugar, they do not have brains.
A Cup Noodles may have a noodle, but it isn't classified as intellegent life.
Never make a sandcastle on a beached whale.
A bald cat is not a nice thing to pet.
Cottage cheese is not a face mask.
People who drive 30mph on a freeway are not stupid, just brain dead.
Nerds mixed with Dr. Pepper makes a fizzy concoction.
These next few are the things that Sairi yelled at me over the phone while I tried to read her Glorified Waterspouts
The strangest things happen in New York.
Dissapearing clan syndrome
Sainte Pomme de Terre!
(Saint Potato)
Spaaaaarkles!
Nothing's safe with Banshea around!
If Goliath is purple, what color would his burns be?
This is what they say: You should never pick up strange chicks from a rooftop in Manhattan. Weird things might follow them home.
Snuttlebug!!!
Mistress of the Flu Flier?
Of course, if you had never shown up in the first place it wouldn't be an issue, now, WOULD IT???
I think you're cute, man.
Beating the child!
Redundant! Redundant! Redundant!
Yoplait!!!
It's never too late, man!
Repent, repent, repent! Yeah...
I'm overheating Banshea's brain!
Juuuuuust watch me!
Would it be "spiffle" or "coofy"?
Brooklyn's beating her and she's taking it out on the poor kid!
You gotta watch those trash can lids. "Somebody help me! He's got a trash can lid!!!"
Those damn prophesies are always getting in the way.
Ahh! My shoes exploded!
So you mean Xanatos bought the Grimorum off a whole bunch of hippies?
These were scrawled on a piece of binder paper handed to me in class via a messenger...
RANDOM THOUGHTS OF A DISTRESSED MATH STUDENT
Teebor Karen is way too tall for her own good. I see myself in technicolor I want to eat a truffela tree. Stupid Lorax. The Labyrinth is cool. N'SYNC would be cool if they weren't so popular. ORGY RULES!! Math sucks. The backstreet boys will never be cool. 1/4+5/12 I want to go home! I want a cupcake. 1/4*3/3+5/12 Maia has puffy hair. NARF! FUTURAMA 8/12 I want to be taller than Karen. Got to carve bricks. I wonder where Blake lives SIMPSONS If there's an earthquake, I'm going to be crushed by this light. I wonder what Garfield would be doing if he were real... I like turnips. CHIMBLY WIMBLY ZORT Mice are really cute. Holes in cheese are a lot like holes in paper, they're holes. Could I live in a shoe? ZAPPA Is the clock ticking backwards? WHOOPAH! NARF I am so smart. I love this pen I love this pen I love this pen. Pens are so great. This is so boring. Who in the world would be dumb enough to like math. If the guy who invented math were here right now I'd kick him square in the nuts. I wish Jay Gordon were here... oh baby... I wish I knew what Matt looked like :) I wish school was out forever. Oh man, I really have to go to the bathroom. Why did I have all that ber and (?) and watermelon! I want chocolate. I'm hungry. I really want it to be summertime. School takes to damn long... ten more minutes of this foul boredom. I hate republicans. I wish I was drawing. Republicans are so stupid. CHAZZWOZER
K-O, so, yeah... I could kinda use some contibutions to this page... HELP!